Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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