we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Found your dick twin last night
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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