yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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