Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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