i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i out mim tonsoeep
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