so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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