We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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