I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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