i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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