Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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