shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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