how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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