did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Boobs speak an international language.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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