I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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