I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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