I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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