I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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