sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Is Oprah even human
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
