You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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