So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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