Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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