Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
A+ Viking dick
is it fun? or sober?
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