I'm drive I can fine osifer
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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