Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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