yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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