So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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