There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
