i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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