two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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