i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Randomize