Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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