well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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