If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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