How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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