why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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