dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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