office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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