...so i touched it.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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