Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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