Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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