i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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