Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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