are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
