omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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