Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
