Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
