You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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