You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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