Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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