Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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