No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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