new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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