why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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