Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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