Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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