I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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