This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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