its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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