we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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